im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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