My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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