i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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