Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Blame the bisexuality and move on?