I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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