What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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