i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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