how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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