dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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