Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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