Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
How's work?
Spinning.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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