I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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