the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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