Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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