I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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