why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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