I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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