She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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