false alarm. still invincible.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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