In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish you could order shots online.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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