Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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