I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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