i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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