I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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