I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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