I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
