Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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