try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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