Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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