You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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