Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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