What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
