when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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