i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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