that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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