U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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