where am i from again
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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