just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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