dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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