Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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