The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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