Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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