I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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