I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Acid is not a monday night drug
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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