Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im holly from the hills drunk
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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