Having a random hookup so left but love u
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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