You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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