you win again, gameday.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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