I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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