so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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