I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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