dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The adults are the big ones right?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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