just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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