How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.